So, as I've said before, I live on a small island where each town has a column in the island newspapers congratulating people on birthdays or telling us about the people the writers ran into while walking their dog etc. My mom ran into the woman who writes my town's column in the grocery store. Please read the following paragraph that was in today's paper:
"Congratulations to Elizabeth Edwards who just graduated from Skidmore College on May 17. Elizabeth was graduated magna cum laude and was inducted into the Phi Beta Kappa Honor Society. She was graduated with a double major in Spanish and International Relationships. She also received departamental honors in International Relationships. Congratulations, Liz, we are all very proud of you."
HAHAHA. Oh yeah, look at me getting honors in my international relationships, hahaha. That 40something thousand dollars a year was well worth it.
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I think I would prefer to have an international relationship rather than an international affair...
I love your paper, oh so very much!
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